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Welcome fellow beings. you may have previously known me as the infamous "DeanStabs" that is NOT me. They are an IMPOSTER just like among us (pretty chill ngl) i wanted to bring your attention here to inform everyone that DeanStabs is a myth. i ledgend if you must. He, isnt, REAL. You can check here for updates on how i am planning to DESTROY DeanStabs, hopefully forever. I am unsure how now, but it will come to me. One Day.

I CANNOT STAND THIS DEANSTABS GUY. GRAHHHHHHHHH. HELP ME.

here is the link button to this little frickers website

Chapter 1: My absence

Hey guys. Ive been gone for a while but, im back now. the DeanStabs fella ts ts ts pmo. HE was overshining me. taking all the credit for my existence, impersonating me and pretending i STAB PEOPLE??? i need you help. please believe me. I AM REAL, you can trust me. just please, help me take down this AMOING USS!!!!

Chapter 2: I DO NOT LOOK LIEK A ROBLOCKS PILL BABY!!!!!

Shut up please. this is hurting me. when i was walking about yesterday i FRICKING butt head named Demarcus came along and yelled at me for waering a roblox shirt :( he then proceeded to beat me up violently with a metal bat also known as the fortnite kneecapper epic item floorloot and called me a pill baby. NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN uhhhhhh i forgor tyeh rest of the story, memory loss ahhaa.

Chapter 3: The list of my top 3 most hated things :(

Chapter 4: Dusekkar

OK FINE. youve been BEGGING ME (schitzo pills went missing, no one has viewed the site yet) I Will tell you the backstory of my dusekkar absession and why he is apart of my long winded lifespan. it all started in 1987 (the eyar iof the bite) as i watched a kid get eaten by a robot bear on his birthday ui wa- dammit wrong story, dementia again (that story is true tho). one day i decided to FRICKING GET LEVEL 25 ON ALL GOSH FRICKING SURVIVORS IN FORSAKEN. i HATED dusekkar originally but, he came around to me. i continued to play him, over and over and over again until i relised. im gonna main him. i then purchased a skin the LOVESHOT! skin. now. thats all you need to know. for now.

Chapter 5: SILK SONG REVEAL TOMORROW!!!!

GUYS!! it might be true!!! nineni swich 2 is revealed tomorrw. maybe silksong!?!?!?!!? ill update this section when it is revealed acnnot wait!!!

OMG!!!! (im late) SILKSONG WAS REVEALED (teased) AT THE SWITCH 2 DIRECT!!!! 2025!!!!!!!

Chapter 6: Sand eye

hey guys, i finally decided to build up the courage to tell you why i was absent for so long. the reason was...i had sandeye. i know, i know. its bad. but, it sall over now. i overcome the eyes filed with sand!!!!!@#$#

Chapter 7: Camtrina

hi. i know alot of you have heard about DeanStabs imaginary "Bone Brothers". they arent real. the reversed it. i actually have siblings called "skin sisters". you see, my fricking idiotic dean sister camtrina fricking annoys the fricking frick out of me!!!! this little shit just makes dumb noises and play minecraft, IN CLASSROOMS!! ts ts ts bugger of an excuse for a sibling. guhhhh. what i did is that i brang Camtrina to the depths of HELL itself and used her as a sacrifice so i coulkd obtain 40 robux!! for free!! thats usually 0.89 cents. that is almost enough for a new dean sister better than fricking ggosh darm CAMTRINA.

Chapter 8: Wenda Fricking Sprunki

Ever since i was a young lad ive enjoyed the sprunki series. eevryoen hated me. laughed. pointed. screamed. i ignored them. until one day. i discovered wenda gosh darn sprunki. i dunno what it is but she my favourite sprunki man. no one else agrees :( they all liek the damn whistling fricker tunner. GOSHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYY. no one will ever agree with me. but thats fine. ive alwasy been "different" to everyone. they will NEVER UNDERSTADN MY PAIN. Wenda does tho. please. just agree with me for once bro. ill send the pack on you. youll never understand the pain and torture ive been through. PLEASE. IT CANT END LIEK THIS.

Chapter 9: FRICK I H8 COPYWRITE!!!!!!

Oh noes guys. this GOD DAMN DEANSTABS IMPOSTER GUY COPYWRITED MY FRICKING NAME!! im gonna die from death if this continues. i may need to lawsuit this fricker. stealing my name. who would COPYWRITE SOEMOENS NAME AFTER IMPERSONATING THEM. WHAT THE FLIP. i might need to use a calc for this (calc is short for calculator btw, just using slang or whatever idc)

Chapter 10: why do i get called the alpha?

okay, okay. Im gonna answer the age-old question. am i the alpha? the answer is, YES I AM. i know people have questioned it but i have finally revealed the truth. YES, i howl at the moon. YES, im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust. YES, i will protect my kittens with my LIFE. all of that is true. Baby, I'm preying on you tonight Hunt you down eat you alive Just like animals Animals Like animals-mals

Chapter 11: Ilovegambling

hey guys, as you ahve seen with this title it seems liek i am about to talk about my crippling gambling addiction. even tho i do have a gambling addiction that is not what this is. this is about teh fricking dumn turd Ilovegambling, AKA Bodonyay... I HATE THIS GUY. WHY IS HIS NAME BODONYAY?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IS HE DISLEXIC OR SMTHN? bruh. idc anymore. i just fricking ahet this bodonyay guy. like what the flip. why does he even exist. i hope he plays squid game and loses in red light green light. little dumb twerp.

Chapter 12: I Love Gambling

ok, this time it is actually about my gosh darn gambling addiction. i know this website is wholesome and all but i seriously need to keep gambling to stay alive. as you may have noticed my website view counter at the top of the page is gambling themed. i cant, get, away, from, it. gambling i slife. gambling is all i need anymore.

Chapter 13: my spotify

hey, today i would like to talk about some of my REAL favourite songs! as mentioned on deanstab, there are some somgs that i HATE with a passion on there such as dont touch my pizza and mcdonalds in the pentagon. now here is the songs: